just a strange little girl from hell

hehehe

2006-06-22T00:10:20Z

You are

Death during sex- made me giggle

2006-05-01T02:47:52Z

Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.

The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.

Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't it?"

Adgy Pills! ^_^

2006-04-10T08:46:27Z


	Adgy Pills: Will cause religious reprogramming (in chemical form)
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love this....absolutely fabulous!

2006-02-27T08:26:21Z

why does this shit always happen to me?

2005-10-19T20:21:56Z

Only my luck...I swear.....I just got my license reinstated this month, and things were looking like i was in the clear...UNTIL TODAY

Today I received a letter from the good ole motor vehicles commission saying that as of november 1, 2005 my license will be suspended, yet again, for a charge in january that i never got....you have no idea how pissed off i am right now....and how upset....

I feel like the biggest fuck up on the planet, and no matter how hard i try to set the record straight and get my life back in order, my efforts only lead to more problems....maybe i should just give up and run away to the yukon....

-Adgy

msmzry @ 2005-01-01T14:48:00

2005-01-01T19:57:05Z

Take the quiz: "What Degrassi Character are You?"

Paige
You are Paige. You are vain.

Take the quiz: "Which Spice Girl Are You?"

Ginger Spice (Geri)
Hey, youre like ginger!!! youre cool and lots of fun to hang out with. youre the life of the party and you always be yourself no matter what!

msmzry @ 2005-01-01T14:42:00

2005-01-01T19:50:28Z

Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

msmzry @ 2005-01-01T14:40:00

2005-01-01T19:48:36Z

How to make a Adrienne

Ingredients:

1 part anger

3 parts brilliance

3 parts energy

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
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msmzry @ 2004-12-14T13:19:00

2004-12-14T18:27:20Z

I'll bet you expected this answer. You already knew
you were a DARK ANGELIC, didn't you? You
are similar to a demon but slightly different
in that you don't revel in evil...you revel in
pleasure. Your wings resemble an angel's but if
that's so then you are a Fallen Angel - your
love of sin caused you to be cast from the
Heavens. They are black as raven wings and are
nearly as dark as your desires. You are
faithless and love it - you believe there is no
Judgement Day to fear and so you can do what
you want! You have a refined concept of what is
sexy and a slightly chaotic sense of 'fun.' In
fact, you love chaos and view much of what you
do as a game. You are typically attracted to
those that will challenge your mind, power, and
wit...and are 'dangerous' people like you. It's
not unlikely that you are bisexual or at least
open to the concept, because you seek
excitement and passion everywhere and in
everyone. Chances are you have a special talent
for magick - you're a powerful being and you
know what you want. Like a Serpent of Eden you
like to try your powers of seduction and
manipulation, though your intent is rarely to
cause harm. You have a deep, dark sense of art
and/or poetry, because your mind is a deep,
dark place. While typically smirking, amused,
and sarcastic, you are capable of severe
revenge and a passion and intensity unrivaled
by any other. In your eyes life is for
enjoyment and pleasure - nothing else. If
you're not having fun in your own twisted way,
you're not happy. You are easily bored with the
vast majority of people. You are most likely
drawn towards the Gothic subculture and
probably adore Goth music, art, and style. Many
people look down on your seemingly careless
lifestyle and may even consider you 'slutty'.
Not true. You just know you're sexy and you're
damn proud of it. Dark Angels have an outlook
most like Satanists - loving sin and looking to
none but themselves for power. Congratulations!
You're my kindred spirit. As far as I'm
concerned - you know what life is REALLY about.
Have fun...Muahaha.

Trying to find source, will be posted ASAP.

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msmzry @ 2004-12-14T13:03:00

2004-12-14T18:11:36Z

Bomber Kitty-You're crazy, fluffy, and most of
all.... funny!

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msmzry @ 2004-11-26T19:08:00

2004-11-27T00:16:26Z

Charles Baudelaire: The Flowers of Evil. You are
one of the most loved and hated poetic works.
Death and decadence are important themes for
you, but none should overlook your impressive
aesthetics, either. Deep down youre not evil at
all, you just like to play the tough guy on the
block.

Which literature classic are you?
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msmzry @ 2004-11-24T16:59:00

2004-11-24T22:06:44Z

Your Beauty lies
in Contradiction. Controversial, unpredictable, and
never what anyone expects.
You appearance and your personality are two
opposite things. Even your
appearance sends different signals to different
people. To some you may look
innocent and sweet, to others you look mysterious
and intimidating at the same
time. No one ever knows what to expect with you.
You are a little bit of
everything all mixed together. You can be watching
the football game with the
guys one minute and the next out shopping at the
mall. You seem to be almost a
different person every time you meet someone, but
at the same time you know
exactly who you are and there is always that one
thing that makes you you. You
enjoy keeping people guessing and people love how
completely unpredictable you
are.

Some Things
That Represent You:

Element:
Fire, Water Animal: Chameleon Color:
Dark Tones, Light
Tones Song: Everything by Alanis Morriesette
Expression:
Half-smile

Gemstone:
Opal Mythological Creature: Gryphon,
Half-breeds Sign:
Gemini Planet: Mars Hair Color: Red
Eye Color:
Brown

Quote:
"Appearances can be deceiving."

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msmzry @ 2004-11-17T01:26:00

2004-11-17T06:34:01Z

what celebrity feature are you? mewing.net

msmzry @ 2004-11-01T01:02:00

2004-11-01T06:10:16Z

and now...more ramblings from a strange little girl

2004-10-29T04:03:49Z

ive decided to be a conceited little git and bore you all with the inane details of my fucked up life...just stick with me, ok? i feel like sharing....that or im deliriously tired...you choose....

ok so ive been insanely busy this week....brief recap for all of you people who care...

monday/tuesday- good conversation

monday was neat, went to the diner with wayne after work. its always good talking to him about life and matters of the heart and such...hes a very good friend to have. then i got some much needed sleep and woke up at four tuesday afternoon. had just enough time to get my errands done before meeting rick over at mc'donells for some late night antics. good times. hes becoming quickly someone i would like to talk to more. good conversation is hard to find.

wednesday/thursday- oh the price we pay for an awesome day

wednesday was great...got to eat a good meal at the parental units house and everything went well....then got to hang out with justin and his friends....good times, but i didnt get much sleep. i did, however, get to forget about all of the problems currently surrounding me right now, so sleep was a decent tradeoff, i think...
...unfortunately, i had to work from 9-9 today which normally is nothin i cant handle. but of course, with my luck, i got to clean out (and i mean completely clean out) the back room. in other words, all of the clothes and random crap had to be moved out to the store, and im still in the process of reticketing/organizing the back. i was in so much pain that i couldnt stand up straight by the end of my shift. damn....they can give me that steel re-enforced spine any time now....i was so tired after work...of course i went to sharkys anyway cause its thursday and im adgy, but i only had one drink and was out of there by ten.

so tomorrow night ill be at the pennant seeing LMS play...by myself...if youre free and wish to escort me there please let me know. going by myself just doesnt seem like that good of an idea.

and that is whats set in stone as of right now....is anyone still reading this?

so thanks guys for a great three days...and at least pretending to care....

oh yeah...and CLINT!!! you need to get in touch with me ASAP! its about the noise...you know what im talking about....

Promises, wishes, and vampire kisses,

~*~Adrienne~*~

msmzry @ 2004-10-28T23:04:00

2004-10-29T03:12:04Z

You Should Dress Up As a Witch!

Tradional and scary.

You're a total Halloween purist...

Although your witch may walk on the wild side!

What Should You Be For Halloween?

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im shocked

2004-10-20T15:58:38Z

wow...i actually had a fabulous day yesterday....highlights:

1. taboo tuesday ROCKED!!! everyone got what they deserved, for the most part, and even with my edge having a bad night i could still enjoy it. anyone who says anything bad about hbk from now on is a jackass.

2. rick flair got his ass beat. which is good. since i think his bones are actually starting to fossilize.

3. my DRU called me!!!! HOORAY!! And I know he'll be reading this, so I'd just like to say HELLOO....I miss you!! ::waves::

4. got good soup and MELBA TOAST (which always rocks) after the ppv.

5. got to hang out with some cool peoples.

oh well...fabulous day yesterday. absolutely fabulous.
of course, now i have to go to work totally exhausted because of a certain someone. worth it? probably.

msmzry @ 2004-10-19T03:31:00

2004-10-19T07:38:25Z

create your own personalized map of the USA
or write about it on the open travel guide

damn this is scary

2004-10-19T04:20:02Z

Adrienne
"dark one"

Name Origin: French
Number of Syllables: 3.00
Gender: Female

More interesting facts about the name Adrienne:

Lucky Number: 7
Ruling Planet: Neptune
Element: Water
Primary Color: Violet
Traits: Frequently possesses E.S.P. Extremely "psychic"; Introvert. Although s/he does not say much, s/he usually knows a great deal. Mysterious. Often interested in psychology, psychiatry, chemistry, and botany. Knowledgeable in astrology and all fields of the occult. Fond of fishing. Inclined to take from the "haves" and give to the "have nots".

msmzry @ 2004-08-01T23:41:00

2004-08-02T03:32:38Z

Your Life In the Buffyverse
LJ Username
Favorite Episode:
I Would Prefer to:
Favorite Weapon:
If Attacked By a Vampire I Would:
Being Transported to The Buffyverse Would Be:
Your Best Friend:	Olivia
Your Lover:	Jenny
Your Worst Enemy:	Vamp Willow
Your Occupation:	Victim
Your Role in the Buffyverse:	Hellraiser
How You Will Die:	Harmony Wouldn't Quit Talking

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grr....

2004-07-31T19:51:30Z

yeah, so i got in a car accident thursday. to be more specific, i was obeying the rules of the road and at a yield sign on the 295 exit ramp waiting for a break in traffic when some asshole in the suv behing me decided that my car would look much better if it were a coup. so yeah, i have no more trunk. if i wasnt wearing my seatbelt i would have been thrown through the windshield. as it were, i was thrown around like a ragdoll. my shoes flew off, and i now have a neckbrace and lots of new pills to take. they dont work. :( i want to kill this fucking guy. i am so upset. and siouxsie isnt doing so great herself.

msmzry @ 2004-07-26T03:31:00

2004-07-26T07:31:36Z

UCAUTION

IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP MSMZRY AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

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msmzry @ 2004-07-26T03:25:00

2004-07-26T07:25:44Z

Congratulations, you are like Frylock! You are
smart and very kind, if nothing else a major
dork. You are usually the one to figure out
what is going on first but are usually ignored
by the others in your group. But thats okay,
once your friends give themselves eye
infections from raw chickens and burning
Styrofoam, they will come running right back to
you. Do you really mind being a door mat if you
can say, I told you so!?

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msmzry @ 2004-07-24T03:16:00

2004-07-24T07:21:55Z

what a great night i had....wow.

ted coaxed me into going to the phily tonight. havent been there since i quit. actually, i didnt even go there when i quit. thats kind of how i quit. awesome night. got to see all the old characters and keep up with the diner gossip. even got invited to a party (meaning ralphie you're going.)

it was a great night. got to piss of graciano, that fucker. and got to see my girlies, and mike, and my favorite customers were there. and of course my joey, theres always my joey. my favorite counter person. :)

so, ted, thank you as always for a fabulous evening.

hehe i got to use the word "fabulous" again. :)

msmzry @ 2004-07-23T21:48:00

2004-07-24T01:48:27Z

My japanese name is 浜野 Hamano (seaside field) 三千代 Michiyo (three thousand generations).
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LJ Username
Age:
Gender:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Scent:
Says you are sweet:	jerichan
Thinks you are mean:	godofgloucester
Wants to get to know you better:	leperunclean
Wishes to kiss you:	daemonten
Has nightmares about you:	meags
Secretly desires to have sex with you:	lindsayheather

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